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K8 Hardy
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K8 Hardy makes an art form of lesbian swagger. Whether dressing up as different camp characters in her videos and performances or painting a massive Maxi pad, the ex-riot grrrl and downtown NYC dyke diva serves horny humor and chutzpah. And as a born-and-bred Texan, she takes her boots very seriously. Lovers, be prepared to do the same!
BIG, STRONG, GNARLY HANDS – with short, dirty fingernails that would give me a bacterial infection.
EURO TRASH DYKES – with a healthy fear of aggressively friendly US American queers.
FEMMES WITH SHAVED HEADS AND ANGER ISSUES – no sweetie pies.
RAT TAILS AND BOOTS – cowboy boots, real cowboy shit. Not the Yankee version. And knowing how to wear your jeans with said boots, perhaps while drinking a coffee at the gay boot scoot.
HOT PHOTOGRAPHERS – be obsessed with taking my photo and directing me from behind the camera.
ENJOYS BEING BULLIED – and knows it’s flirting.
STRIPTEASES – very slow and to a song, but not the cheesy burlesque style. Needs to be rooted in reality, on a decently dirty, not-too-nice strip club stage.
PACKING – and you know I don’t mean a gun. It’s full of good intentions.
CHEST SILHOUETTES – top surgery and the soft mass of bound breasts.
TAKES DIRECTION WELL – be thirsty, but not too eager.
SWEATY STEMS – AKA stud-fems, who pay team sports games seriously. Bonus for wearing uniforms.
BIG NOSES – if you know, you know.