Philip Has Crabs

BUTT reader Philip Ewe sent us these seemingly innocuous photographs with the following note, ‘My ex worked in a sauna and supposedly picked crabs up from a towel. I was pretty nonchalant about everything at the time so I didn’t care much. I took a lot of pictures then, so naturally I had us take pictures of each other putting on our anti-crab lotion, which smelled like cat wee. Looking at them later, I think they’re really sort of romantic.’

Published on 28 November 2008